Fortune 500 Companies:
I can $ave you money!
Why pay Millions in salary and stock options to some guy who’s just going to run your company into the ground?
I can wreck your company for only $200,000!
I can make boneheaded moves that get you off the hook and put all the blame on me for a fraction of the cost of those other guys! Why spend a bundle on idiot decisions when I’ll do it in less time and CHEAPLY?
Let Me Tank It!
I can $ave you money!
Why pay Millions in salary and stock options to some guy who’s just going to run your company into the ground?
I can wreck your company for only $200,000!
I can make boneheaded moves that get you off the hook and put all the blame on me for a fraction of the cost of those other guys! Why spend a bundle on idiot decisions when I’ll do it in less time and CHEAPLY?
Let Me Tank It!
Respond Right NOW and I can get your company in a downward spiral Right Away!
2 comments:
Well, it's about time!
Oh, these blogs are still like taking care of chickens. Things to do everyday! Who has the time, apart from shut-ins, prisoners, lunatics and cranks? That I'm 3 of those 4 catagories is besides the point.
But, hey! This is a serious, honest, offer. I will, for a flat $200,000 fee, ruin a business. Is Wall Street listening? Citigroup? I could do just as poorly as your current "leader" for a fraction of the cost! Think about it!!!
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