Thursday, November 20, 2008

Economic Solutions You Can Live With

Fortune 500 Companies:
I can $ave you money!

Why pay Millions in salary and stock options to some guy who’s just going to run your company into the ground?
I can wreck your company for only $200,000!
I can make boneheaded moves that get you off the hook and put all the blame on me for a fraction of the cost of those other guys! Why spend a bundle on idiot decisions when I’ll do it in less time and CHEAPLY?

Let Me Tank It!
Respond Right NOW and I can get your company in a downward spiral Right Away!

2 comments:

Mike Norton said...

Well, it's about time!

Uncle Goat said...

Oh, these blogs are still like taking care of chickens. Things to do everyday! Who has the time, apart from shut-ins, prisoners, lunatics and cranks? That I'm 3 of those 4 catagories is besides the point.

But, hey! This is a serious, honest, offer. I will, for a flat $200,000 fee, ruin a business. Is Wall Street listening? Citigroup? I could do just as poorly as your current "leader" for a fraction of the cost! Think about it!!!